: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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