I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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