Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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