I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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