Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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