wakey wakey hands off snakey
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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