my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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