I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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