His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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