Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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