are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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