There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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