just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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