Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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