____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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