My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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