How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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