Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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