I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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