It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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