Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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