u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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