Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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