At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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