i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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