i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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