you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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