Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
COCAINE IS GR8
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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