Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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