I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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