You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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