How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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