I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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