On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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