i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.