Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics