a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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