Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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