Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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