What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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