that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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