Please, let me fuck your mom
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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