Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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