But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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