so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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