Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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