Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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