hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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