All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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