I'm eating all of the evidence.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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