you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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