I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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