One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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