Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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