Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Its about making memories worth repressing
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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