the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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