i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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